According to reports from Tallahassee Herald, A weekend pool party went out of place when about 16 teenagers got impregnated as a young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without the notice of the house guest.

[quote_center]He accidentally got half of the girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age present at the celebration pregnant.[/quote_center]

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old.

The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident. Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.

“I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

“This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains.

 

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