A 36-year old woman from Michigan, Anita Sullivan, gave birth to her 14th child, all born from different fathers on Wednesday at the Harper University Hospital, thereby breaking into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Anita Sullivan has just become the first woman in recorded history to conceive children with more than thirteen different men. Statement from internationally recognized authority on the cataloging and verification of world records,
Acknowledging her feat, Miss Sullivan said:
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“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record. Anita Sullivan says she’s been unlucky with relationships in the past, but she believes that this time she may have found the man of her life.
My mother always told me that I was lazy and worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life.
“Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done before!”
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“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it comes to picking the fathers of my children.This time, however, I think I’ve learned from my past mistakes.
Ramón isn’t like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half, and I really believe it could work between us.”
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After their interaction with Ms. Sullivan, the representatives of Guinness staged a second investigation into the record for the number of child support pensions received by one person. The investigation should be over by the month of March 2016, and Guinness will then be able to tell if Ms. Sullivan holds a second World Record or not.
The Detroit native is already the beneficiary of pensions paid by 11 different men, and is implicated in two other custody cases, which should proceed before the family court over the next two months.